Diary #5

The Ugliest Sisters ever seen at The Grand Pavilion have put pen to paper to share some of their thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from their lovelinesses...

Hello there panto go-ers! Two gorgeous girls Flatula and Verucca here, ready to share some juicy tit-bits with you in the run up to the panto

We can’t believe it’s that time already. We have rehearsed, rehearsed and re rehearsed until we are word perfect. Finally, the show is ready for our audiences and all our hard work and endless exercise routines will (we hope) pay off.

We have a very busy time ahead with two shows a day playing to full houses. Watching our lovely show will be children, mums and dads, uncles and aunts, grans and granddads and a few that are impossible to identify. Everyone will be excited and ready to enjoy and join in the fun. This is what we’ve been waiting for all year…….A chance to show off!!!

Everything has come together…….The performances, the costumes, the lights, the sound and the audiences. It is now…Pantotime!

See you at the show!

Flatty and Ruccy xxx

Diary #4

The Ugliest Sisters ever seen at The Grand Pavilion have put pen to paper to share some of their thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from their lovelinesses...

Hello there panto go-ers! Two gorgeous girls Flatula and Verucca here, ready to share some juicy tit-bits with you in the run up to the panto

Well the day has come when all the cast get together and start the process of creating the best panto you have ever seen. We all have our scripts…so that’ll come in useful when we need to get the fire going or need something to eat our chips out of.

Everyone is very excited…our dad, the Baron is running around after us, like a headless chicken; just the way we like it!

Then there’s the baddie…..Err, who is the baddie this year?... Oh yes, Cinderella. She’s looking as plain as plain can be.

Buttons, he’s the funny one (apparently) and the children’s favourite who looks like he has just left primary school

And we’ve got a gorgeous Fairy Godmother who will grant your every wish……. well the less said about that the better

Finally, there’s the adorable Prince and Dandini…….They will both fall head over heels when they see us.

Oh well the Director has turned up so we had better show willing and let him know who’s boss!

Till next time!

Flatty and Ruccy xxx

Diary #3

The Ugliest Sisters ever seen at The Grand Pavilion have put pen to paper to share some of their thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from their lovelinesses...

Hello there panto go-ers! Two gorgeous girls Flatula and Verucca here, ready to share some juicy tit-bits with you in the run up to the panto.

Flatula here, Verruca’s nursing a sore ankle from practicing her Greek dancing.  It looked more like Greek yoghurt to me! Well, this week, we are thinking about our wardrobe and make-up. As you know, we have a wonderful array of outfits and we intend to give most of them an outing during the panto run. They range from the outrageously grotesque to the unbelievably stupid. Just the way we like them.

It is, however, Halloween, so we will be looking out our purple dresses, orange shoes and green hats to wear….Yes we’re going out as Trinny and Suzanna! What with Halloween and then Guy Fawkes, there are so many parties to go to. Inevitably, we will get through a lot of make-up so we will probably have to stock up our panto supply. Just to be safe, we’d better order another tanker of foundation, two more drums of mascara and three dozen more ‘Red Fiesta’ lipsticks.

I got some great news this morning; Verucca’s corset is nearing completion. I just hope the Naval Dockyard in Portsmouth don’t get another order for a battleship before they finish it…

Till next time!

Flatty xxx

Diary #2

The Ugliest Sisters ever seen at The Grand Pavilion have put pen to paper to share some of their thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from their lovelinesses...

Hello there panto go-ers! Two gorgeous girls Flatula and Verucca here , ready to share some juicy tit-bits with you in the run up to the panto

It’s Verruca here:

With our exercise regime in full swing, We are now thinking about what…. and how much we eat. We have to stay trim and ready for the exhausting schedule ahead. There is no problem about over eating since Flatula eats everything in sight and I have to make do with leftovers. That’s why I’m so slim. Flatula thinks she’s slim but I have a womanly shape, just like Nigella.. She has two prominent features we all love and envy!!

….No I’m not talking about those two features... I’m talking about her ability to turn leftovers into delicious a la carte dishes…

…and her ability to look sensational while she’s doing it. I aim to do both of those things….

…give me the keyboard Ruccy!  It’s Flatty here now

Well Verruca, for a start you can’t cook, you wouldn’t know one end of a magi-mix from another and another thing - you look like you just stuck you head in one!

Till next time!

Flatty and Ruccy xxx

Diary #1

The Ugliest Sisters ever seen at The Grand Pavilion have put pen to paper to share some of their thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from their lovelinesses...

Hello there panto go-ers!

It's the two gorgeous girls Flatula and Verucca here, ready to share some juicy tit-bits with you in the run up to the panto.

It has been a long year and the many weeks since our last panto have taken their toll on our figures.

Our exercise regime is in full swing. When panto starts again we will be doing two shows a day and having a sherry or twelve in the evening so it takes stamina and staying power.

It’s Verruca here and I must tell you that my sister Flatula is taking her daily run in the morning, around the corridors of Hardup Hall. She’s banging up and down the stairs, in and out of the rooms and finally ends up in the conservatory jumping up and down. It’s not really to lose weight it just because she’s caught her nose in the mini bar again…

…Huh! Give me that keyboard!..

Flatula here darlings! Verruca doesn’t run. In fact she rarely walks and when she does Hard-up Hall shakes.  I wouldn’t say she was large but she has her own gravitational pull. 

One way or another Cinderella will have to have us ready for rehearsals in November.

Till next time!

Flatty and Ruccy xxx

Photoshoot pictures

Fairy Godmother

Prince Charming

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Baron Hardup and his two elder daughters

Buttons

Cinderella